For Hire: Teachers for Magical School in Virginia Countryside.
Must be able to handle teenagers with special abilities. Cannot be afraid to discipline werewolves, wizards, elves, and other assorted hormonal teens.
Apply at the School of Necessary Magic. Ask for Mara Berens and bring whatever magical equipment you normally use.
If you can’t figure out how to get past the wards at the gate, you won’t make it here. Try not to get killed coming up the drive and have a nice day.